Aunty Pats' Cat ( WARNING may Offend )

Now my Aunty Pat ,

Has got a large cat.

It’s coat is rather quite bushy.

At night when at home,

When she’s all alone,

She really likes stroking her pussy.

Now her boyfriend Tim!

Who’s really quite dim,

Calls it his little fur ball.

Thinks it only polite!

To feed it two times a night.

And Pat doesn’t mind that at all.

Now my Aunty Pats’ Cat,

Is getting quite fat!

Was it something in the food that it loves?

Now her boyfriend Tim!

Said “don’t blame it on him”

He didn’t know he should have worn gloves.